The funny guy your boss won’t fire you for hiring.
Clean comedy. Real laughs. Zero awkward moments.
10,000+ shows in. 29 years as Mr. Twisty. Pre-show hype man for Nickelodeon’s Slime Time Live; 7 years on Radio Disney.
What corporate clients actually book Mr. Twisty for
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Holiday Parties
Company holiday party that doesn’t feel like a company holiday party. Stand-up plus comedy magic for the room. 30, 45, or 60 minutes — whatever fits your timeline.
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Trade Shows & Expos
Strolling comedy balloon work that pulls a crowd around your booth, or a stage show on the half-hour. People stay. Leads happen. Nobody’s bored.
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Conferences
Opener that wakes the room up after lunch. Walk-on entertainment between keynotes. Closer that sends them home laughing instead of checked-out.
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Company Picnics & Family Days
The kids get balloons and a magic show. The adults laugh harder than the kids. Everybody leaves talking about the funny guy with the dog.
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Customer Appreciation
Galas, mixers, donor events, grand openings. A personality on the room without overshadowing the reason you’re there.
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Brand Activations & Pop-ups
Got a product launch, ribbon-cutting, or hospitality booth that needs a face? I’ve done a lot of those. Penny the dachshund has a press kit.
Typical Business Packages
Pick a typical package — or build your own.
Corporate work is built to fit. While the packages below cover most events, everything is also
available à la carte: comedy magic shows and/or comedy balloon twisting by the hour, with a
two-hour minimum, so we can build whatever your event needs.
Typical packages:
OPTION 1
Two Comedy Magic Shows
Perfect for creating two big "anchor moments" during your event.
· Two high-energy, interactive comedy magic shows
· Designed for company-event audiences (clean, all-ages)
· Packed with laughter, audience participation, and memorable moments
Ideal for: Holiday parties, family days, and events that want scheduled crowd draws
OPTION 2
One Show + Two Hours of Balloon Twisting
The perfect blend of a featured show and ongoing engagement.
· One full comedy magic show
· Two hours of continuous balloon twisting
· Keeps the energy going before or after the show
Ideal for: Company picnics, customer appreciation events, family days
OPTION 3
Four Hours of Balloon Twisting
Simple. Flexible. Always in demand.
· Up to four hours of professional balloon twisting
· Mix-and-match across multiple time blocks if you need it
Tell me what your event needs and we’ll build the right shape.
Why corporate buyers trust Mr. Twisty
Always clean. 10,000+ shows. Zero complaints. Material works for the CEO and the new intern at the same table.
Fully insured. $1M general liability. COI emailed to your venue same-day.
Reliable booking. Contract, deposit, signed agreement. I show up early. Always.
Penny the WunderDog — my therapy-trained sidekick — comes when she’s the right fit and stays home when she isn’t. (Kids’ events: yes. Black-tie galas: usually no.)
Television experience. Pre-show host for Nickelodeon’s Slime Time Live. 7 years on Radio Disney. I know how to read a room.
Tell me about your event
I’ll come back within 24 hours with availability, a quote, and a sample run-of-show.